Rob Kainz performs Eugene’s Trick Bag, by Steve Vai (Neoclassical)

Ok, we’re going to be honest here. Our CEO came to us and told us to write a favorable review about his video of him going Macchio on everyone on YouTube by playing part of the Crossroads duel that Steve Vai actually performed.

We told him we’d give him a fair review and he told us he wants 6 mushroom clouds or we’re fired.

Here’s how the conversation went:

Rob: I want 6 mushroom clouds.

Jon: We’ve never given anybody 6 mushroom clouds before, we don’t even know if it’s technically possible to do that.

Rob: What does someone have to do to get 6 mushroom clouds?

Corey: You would have to perform something so fast that the rotation of the earth is reversed, turning back time.

Jon: Yeah, like in the Superman movie.

Corey: Seriously Rob, we’ll give you a fair review. You’ll get the mushroom clouds you deserve.

Rob: I want 6 mushroom clouds, or you’re fired.

So, we gave him 6 mushroom clouds. Please encourage him not to give up the guitar by giving his video a good rating or comment at YouTube: YouTube link to Rob’s Steve Vai’s Eugene’s AKA Ralph Macchio’s performance from Crossroads