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Meet Corey Bray

The ideas expressed here by Corey don’t necessarily reflect the demands and threats being made by the staff here at www.atomicfinger.com.  You are urged to take anything and everything you read on this website with a grain of salt and understand that Corey suffers from the delusional effects of too much high fructose corn syrup, FDA approved irradiated produce, and GMO products from consuming the standard American diet prior to his conversion to veganism in 1997.

Corey is a skeptic of man being a cause of global warming.  One reason is because the polar caps are melting on Mars and it doesn’t appear to be because martian soccer moms are driving their kids to soccer practice in fuel inefficient SUV’s.  Rather, Corey cites that the likely cause for global warming, if one exists, is that one of God’s angels was playing around with the sun’s thermostat.

And the fourth angel poured out his vial upon the sun; and power was given unto him to scorch men with fire. (Rev 16:8)

Corey would like to be mistaken for a world famous mathematician. Having finally graduated with a degree in mathematics from Georgia State University in May 2005, he continues to work on problems like Goldbach’s Conjecture and the Twin Prime problem in his spare time.  He ensures us though that he isn’t planning on releasing the solution to either unsolved problem any time soon.

We have to warn you that Corey enjoys ranting and raving about a lot of irrelevant things.  We are convinced that if we just let him ramble long enough, it is inevitable that he will eventually say something intelligent.  Okay, we aren’t holding our breath either, but hey, it could happen, right?