GAS (GEAR ACQUISITION SYNDROME)
By Corey Bray
Have you had a GAS attack lately? Gear acquisition syndrome is an insidious disease that infects most musicians–especially those of us who play guitar. It sneaks up on you slowly and just takes you over. Before you know it you are slamming your credit card down on the [...]
Snow Detected On Mars
Our economy may be in the toilet, but darn it, we have the weather channel on Mars. Today it was cold with a smattering of snow flurries on the Martian frontier. Yes, they really did detect snow on Mars. Time to break out the whip cream and wild cherry Kool-Aid and [...]
The Copyright Czar
Just when you thought the red scare was over and that the Manchurian Candidate was nothing more than a harmless Sinatra flick, congress moves to place us under the watchful eye of a new Czar. First there was the drug Czar and now thanks to the recent passage of the Pro [...]
Weird Al Yankovic for President
Since our political system in America is the biggest joke on the planet, I felt it was time to introduce my pick for the next President of the United States. On election day, the American people need to rise up and vote their conscience by writing in Weird Al Yankovic for President. Now, I’m not certain [...]